Alanis Morissette

Like anyone would be I am flattered by your fascination with me Like any hot-blooded woman I have simply wanted an object to crave But you, you're not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight Must be strangely exciting To watch the stoic squirm Must be somewhat heartening To watch shepherd need shepherd But you you're not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight

Do I stress you out My sweater is on backwards and inside out And you say how appropriate I don't want to dissect everything today I don't mean to pick you apart you see But I can't help it There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off Slap me with a splintered ruler And it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there already If only I could hunt the hunter And all I really want is some patience a way to calm the angry voice And all I really want is deliverance Do I wear you out You must wonder why I'm relentless and all strung out I'm cons...

Im broke but Im happy Im poor but Im kind Im short but Im healthy, yeah Im high but Im grounded Im sane but Im overwhelmed Im lost but Im hopeful baby What it all comes down to Is that everthings gonna be fine fine fine Ive got one hand in my pocket And the other one is giving a high five I feel drunk but Im sober Im young and Im underpaid Im tired but Im working, yeah I care but Im restless Im here but Im really gone Im wrong and Im sorry baby

An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day Its a black fly in your chardonnay Its a death row pardon two minutes too late Isnt it ironic... dont you think? Chorus: Its like rain on your wedding day Its a free ride when youve already paid Its the good advice that you just didnt take Who wouldve thought... it figures Mr. play it safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought Well isnt this nice... And isnt it ironic... dont you thi...

If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened If you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've been able to control myself If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been successful and If it weren't for me you would never have amounted to very much Ooh this could be messy But you don't seem to mind Ooh don't go telling everybody And overlook this supposed crime We'll fast forward to a few years later And no one knows except the both of us And I have honored your request for silence And you've washed ...